Dibs!

With Conan getting the shaft from NBC, he's recently been considering a turn from television to hard-core porn--"a classier business with better people."

Here he announces some of the titles we can expect from his new venture:



Alright, you're hearing it here... we're calling dibs on NBC Lawyer Gang Bang: The Backend Deal for CineKink 2011!

A little more Bond-age, if you please

While we were more than a little disappointed that the latest Bond installation, Quantum of Solace, didn't feature a reprise scene of a naked Daniel Craig tied to a chair, we at least found that our renowned appetite for men-in-suits was, er, suitably sated.

And additional solace was discovered in the beguiling form of two new Bond "girls." Gemma Arterton as the perkily British Agent Fields, whose - spoiler alert - ultimate denouement is recounted pictorally by Violet Blue. And the sultry Olga Kurylenka who, also via Violet, talks below about her role in the French thriller, The Serpent, and her enjoyment of taking part in the movie's graphic and detailed bondage scenes:

Being Don Draper

When you think about it, patterning yourself after Don Draper makes a good deal more sense than wearing eyeliner and big, furry hats and plying your target with subtle insults.

And the suit never hurts.

"Excuse me, Madame Vice President. Could you take a quick look at these briefs?"

In the interest of the fair and the balanced, we also did a quick search for any upcoming Joe Biden porn--remember, we like men in suits--but turned up mainly an obscure reference to the long-ago Clarence Thomas hearings and some legislative, law-making stuff.

So, via just every other blog in the nation, on this morn of the great Vice Presidential showdown, we bring you this casting call for what's being widely dubbed as "the inevitable" Sarah Palin porn adult movie.



And, via Gawker, confirmation that the as-yet-untitled work is in the can and was produced by Hustler Video, the company of free speech activist and political meddler, Larry Flynt.

Sadness. We were somehow hoping for the title X, the inevitable next step for political revisionist auteur, Oliver Stone.

California...mazel tov!

(via NYT)

Talk dirty to me.

Oddly enough, we've forgotten all about tawdry, anonymous sex in a men's room stall, but can't stop thinking about Mr. Clinton. Just how nasty do you mean?!?

(Hat-tip jwirenius)

Jet Set Sex

Right coast, left coast, we've somewhat lost track in our travels, but we're off to the airport now.

Actually old enough to remember a time when everybody dressed up to fly, now we'll just have to content ourselves with My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult and fantastizing about the flight crew...

Californicating?

Still running mind loops on just a few of the many pleasurable moments of our recent little tryst, we have to ponder one question: sex addiction... reality or media-made mythology?

But an even deeper, darker secret lurks. Too cheap to spring for Showtime, we've not as yet had the chance to give Californication, in which David Duchovny stars as a sex-addiction befuddled novelist, the fair and full once over. So, judging from the trailer alone, while it's a little hard to suss how positive a portrayal of sex the show presents, we're hardly pressed to say that there sure does seem to be a lot of it!



Okay, maybe not so positive. And maybe the producers could take our notes on "what to say to a nice girl." But possibly bears actually watching?

Men in suits alert!

How lucky are we to have a secret fetish that's actually not not safe for work? (Though, come to think of it, such fetish can sometimes make the actual practice of work a little dangerous.)

Tonight's the premiere of Mad Men on AMC. In addition to the previously noted men in suits - as this trailer promises, "...reliable... confident ... and hiding something" - the distance of its early 60s setting will also permit lots of glamourous smoking, drinking and carousing, along with the type of hot, retro lingerie that looks so much better than it generally feels.

As to the retro (or, er, not) rampant bad boy sexism depicted? Let's just try that on as a little winking roleplay and, safeword on the ready - we'll give it a go!

Yeah, what is our perversion?!?

Tune in today, Friday, March 2, as the RadioChick takes on CineKink's Lisa Vandever in a wild game of "What's My Perversion?!?" (Yeah, yeah - we hear you. Shouldn't that be "What's NOT my perversion?!?")

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